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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Where Am I??

I'm driving peacefully to work listening to some nice music when suddenly out of nowhere this blue old beat up nissan cuts me off. If I didn't step on the break i would have hit it for sure. I of course swerve onto the other lane and drive up alongside the guy to see if he would apologize. Instead, he glares at me and starts mouthing off as if it was my fault for not giving him way. WHERE AM I?? I of course cussed the bastard out and went on my merry way. I can say this and other similar scenarios happen to me pretty much everyday.
Once again I ask, WHERE AM I?
I'm on my way to a bar on a saturday night for some stress relief and come across a police barrier, to check cars for god knows what... (weapons, drugs??) Anyway, I roll down my window and greet the officer, "Evening chief, how be?", to which he replied, "Fine sa, fine." He then adds, "So...... do you have any christmas bonus for me?" I take a second to refer to my mental calendar and take note that the current date is 20th May. Rather than point this simple and understandable error to the officer (at the risk of him getting angry, pulling me out of the car and beating the shit out of me) I simply hand him a 20,000 cedi note ($2.00 approx) and am on my merry way. Again I ask....WHERE AM I?

I find I have been asking myself this question alot these days. That is not a good thing.
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