Take a look at this beauty. Let me try and guess what he's talking about here. Oh wait...
At this time, I'd like to disclaim the fact that the contents of this post may be offensive to adults, which already makes it unsuitable for kids below the legal age. If you fall into one of these categories - adult, child, bored, or disgusted at the nonsense you can find on the Internet these days - please refrain from looking at this picture any longer or any closer.
If you don't fall into the categories listed above, then don't forget to try your hand at deciphering these. I'll try the second one. "Shortly Sperms Comeout" is supposed to be 'premature ejaculation'. At least that's what I think. Anyone else with some other guesses? How about guessing what the other ones are about?