Hahahaha!!! I've been meaning to do a tribute post on Scott Adams for ages now. First, I was floored by the sense of humor that he displays in his Dilbert cartoon strips. Then, I read The Dilbert Principle, and the section on human evolution had me in severe splits. Now, there's his blog, and it's some truly hilarious stuff!
His most recent post, titled "Where's My Rewind Button" begins innocently enough, but then devolves into utter hilarity and a huge rip on car dealerships. You've got to read it yourselves, because it's just brilliant! I love the expressions he uses, and you can feel the vituperation lurking only slightly under the surface. But, I can't help myself, and I've got to leave you with these gems.
You already found out that the dealership is struggling on the sales side and they are trying to make up the difference on the service side. These days the sales staff has no function other than to hold your arms and legs while the service staff screws you.Hahaha!
So you loosen your sphincter muscles, take a deep breath, and agree to let the suspicious stranger service your brains out. Your only solace comes from the knowledge that sooner or later an investigative reporter will bust your dealership.HAHAHA!!!!!
Way to go Mr. Adams! I just wanted to say that I really connect with your sense of humor. And, most importantly for me, your sarcasm and wit are priceless. You always manage to make my day because whenever I seem to feel a little low, I always check out the latest Dilbert cartoons, and sure enough there's something there to perk my mood up again. Thank you so much!