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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Your 2009 Contract: An Email Forward

YOUR 2009 Contract



After serious & cautious consideration . . . Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2009 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had, forget your home address!


In simple words . . .may 2009 be the best year of your life!!!

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Hahahaha...I thought this was quite sweet, and I love the way it's worded. Sounds like something a fourth or fifth grader put together. Well, not a fourth or fifth grader when I was in school, anyway. I don't think I was this smart. But, loved it all the same. And it seems like a good contract. Here's to sticking to it!

Thank you Uncle Ram for sending this to me. I really appreciate it.

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