Oh...My...God! Look at this...thing. I don't think it qualifies to be a human being. Seriously! Oh all right. I'll stop giving this "guy" a hard time.
If I was a cannibal, in the traditional sense of course, I'd hunt this guy because he'd feed the tribe for a week. He couldn't be too hard to catch. Come on, I bet he couldn't run, not with all of...of...himself. And how would he block an arrow or spear aimed at his chest? Wow! I've really thought about this, haven't I? Well, since I'm on this topic, on-second-thought analysis seems to indicate that he'd end up tasting all chemically-enhanced. Yuck! I can't believe I said that. Worse yet, I can't believe this picture!
The horror...THE HORROR!