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Friday, May 08, 2009

"Screw you guys, I'm going home." - Eric Cartman


I'd like to thank Daya for thinking of me as a big enough South Park fun to gift me this. It's a Cartman keychain with what seem to be the six funniest, most memorable things he's ever said on South Park. I wish I could make this an audible post to show what I mean, but a killer combination of no technical skills and not having the faintest clue about any of this stops me from doing this. Here they are, Eric Cartman's bad-ass quips:

1) Kick ass!

2) Don't touch me.

3) I'm so pissed off!!

4) Screw you guys. I'm going home.

5) RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!

6) I was just down in the SBC kicking it with some g's on the West Siiiiide.

Again, apologies for not being able to provide the sound. And too bad I don't do a good enough job imitating his raspy lilt, otherwise I would have recorded it myself. No no, I love you readers more than that. You'll just have to believe me when I say, "It's awesome!" :-)

Thanks again Daya. This feels like show-and-tell from the 3rd grade all over again. ;-)

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