I'd like to thank Daya for thinking of me as a big enough South Park fun to gift me this. It's a Cartman keychain with what seem to be the six funniest, most memorable things he's ever said on South Park. I wish I could make this an audible post to show what I mean, but a killer combination of no technical skills and not having the faintest clue about any of this stops me from doing this. Here they are, Eric Cartman's bad-ass quips:
1) Kick ass!
2) Don't touch me.
3) I'm so pissed off!!
4) Screw you guys. I'm going home.
5) RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!
6) I was just down in the SBC kicking it with some g's on the West Siiiiide.
Again, apologies for not being able to provide the sound. And too bad I don't do a good enough job imitating his raspy lilt, otherwise I would have recorded it myself. No no, I love you readers more than that. You'll just have to believe me when I say, "It's awesome!" :-)
Thanks again Daya. This feels like show-and-tell from the 3rd grade all over again. ;-)